---
postid: 08f
title: Temeschwar
-date: May 10, 2019
+date: May 11, 2019
author: Lucian Mogoșanu
tags: in-the-flesh
---
<p style="text-align: right">*Now with moar bigger, longer and uncutter.*</p>
-Moving (that is, our fine asses) from the Ottoman slash Phanariot
-outskirts of the heart of Bükreş to the Österreichien outskirts of
-Темишвар took only a tad over ten hours, via post-modern[^1] CFR. Below,
-the reader can admire a view of the town as seen when arriving from all
-directions towards the centre -- or the other way around, whichever you
-prefer.
+Moving (that is, our fine asses) from the Ottoman slash Phanariote
+outskirts of the heart of [Bükreş][bucharest] to the
+[Österreich][austria]-Ungarischen outskirts of Темишвар took only a tad
+over ten hours, via post-modern[^1] CFR. Below, the reader can admire a
+view of the town as seen when arriving from all directions towards the
+centre -- or the other way around, whichever you prefer.
TODO: DSC_0332
TODO: DSC_0260
-TOADD: stuff written on walls
+TODO: DSC_0329
-TOADD: architecture
+Above: we get lost in your beautiful. Below: Ion Sulea.
-TOADD: trams
+TODO: DSC_0453
-TOADD: doors
+TODO: DSC_0454
-TOADD: statuettes
+Above: eyes; and hands. Below: surreal stuff.
-OUTRO: challange
+TODO: DSC_0460
+
+TODO: DSC_0567
+
+TODO: DSC_0553
+
+Above: place for sighing. Below: weird stuff.
+
+TODO: DSC_0591
+
+Up next: we take a look at the variety of architectural designs
+Timișoara has on display. Below: a church of sorts.
+
+TODO: DSC_0268
+
+TODO: DSC_0280
+
+TODO: DSC_0456
+
+Above: just some buildings, right? Below: narațiune în râmă.
+
+TODO: DSC_0513
+
+TODO: DSC_0514
+
+Above: tune in to 88.8 FM! Below: one hell of a coloured building.
+
+TODO: DSC_0540
+
+Now, for a short intermission -- below, rare sighting of a
+tram. Timișoara public transportation is, much like the one in
+Bucharest, destined entirely to locals[^2] and entirely absent when you
+actually need it. Fortunately for whoever's visiting, the town's
+walkable when they're not in a hurry, and when they are there are taxis
+aplenty.
+
+TODO: DSC_0563
+
+Up next: the doors. Well, I mean, not *the* doors, but certainly the
+ones I've photographed. Below: a door leading into thin air.
+
+TODO: DSC_0509
+
+TODO: DSC_0566
+
+Above: door leading into nameless alley. Below: someone's being a
+smart-ass.
+
+TODO: DSC_0583
+
+TODO: DSC_0597
+
+Above: a tough one. Up next: statuettes, one more peculiar than the
+other. Below: she-wolf with baby human wolflings, looking at a tree.
+
+TODO: DSC_0271
+
+TODO: DSC_0511
+
+Above, one of the baby wolflings, now grown into a man, leading his
+people, the Romanians, to great success! Below: Adam, holding his
+favourite woman; followed by Eve and her favourite snake.
+
+TODO: DSC_0326
+
+TODO: DSC_0537
+
+TODO: DSC_0524
+
+Above: child, accompanied by manouche jazz orchestra. Below: "I'm
+[the slime][the-slime] oozing out of your TV set".
+
+TODO: DSC_0547
+
+TODO: DSC_0586
+
+Above: I've no fuckin' idea.
+
+Below, an epilogue: nonchallange.
+
+TODO: DSC_0622
+
+Just in case you're thinking this was the actual "uncut" version, I'll
+have you know that the almost fifty photos above were selected out of a
+set of more than three hundred. This being said, I'm pretty sure that I
+haven't seen quite the half of it, and this doesn't even include the
+things I've seen and haven't photographed, such as the stuff at the Art
+Museum. But I'm already out of space, so until next time...
[^1]: "Post-modern" here means the following: modernity being over, then
so are its means and fundamental characteristics, and thusly so are
big town in Romania, as far as Romanian towns go) other than by
plane, give me a good slapping.
+[^2]: How else do you explain the facts that a. tickets are only sold as
+ electronic cards that b. can only be purchased using a valid
+ national ID; c. aren't provided upfront, but after a bunch of days;
+ and d. are only available at one of a few select locations that
+ e.g. don't include the train station.
+
+ Of course, tickets *aren't* available for purchase in the tram
+ itself, because who the fuck would want to do that.
+
+[bucharest]: /posts/y05/07f-bucharest-ii.html
[sinaia-tren]: /posts/y05/08d-sinaia.html#selection-282.0-282.3
[btcbase-1911470]: http://btcbase.org/log/2019-05-06#1911470
[allcomers]: http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=allcomers
[democracy]: http://trilema.com/2016/sensitivity-human-rights-democracy/
-[dictionar-banacean]: http://trilema.com/2019/diccionariul-banacean-de-lucruri-fapte-si-locuri-imdepartate-si-inportante/
+[the-slime]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-sREpqDiUo
+[austria]: http://trilema.com/2019/diccionariul-banacean-de-lucruri-fapte-si-locuri-imdepartate-si-inportante/#selection-50.0-50.1